I woke up at noon today. Well technically I was woken up. My wife stole into my bedroom undoing the ropes and carbineer ‘protective’ system I have in place like the world's noisiest burglar before poking me in the back. I grumbled “What?” and blearily looked her direction.
“I just wanted to see if you were still breathing,” was her response before she scuttled not only out of my room, but out of the house, leaving me to wander these abandoned halls alone when I finally did rise.